Mattel Toys, creator of emaciated (except for her oolalas) Barbie apparently sees an opportunity to market the skinny doll in Mexico.
Mattel president, Toyz Weirus explained: "As Mexico imitates US values more and more, we are betting on an obsession with thinness. Since we released our first Barbie, American little girls have obsessed and obsessed over weight and breast size. Before long every little Lupe and Rosita will be buying Senorita Barbie amd watching their waistline as they waste away. The only thing getting fat will be our profits!"
Advocates for Preserving Mexican Culture and Bodymass denounced this act as "cultural imperialism" "Build a life size Barbie and she can't even stand up on her own with those calabazas. No Mexican women has a waistline like that huerra flaca!", taunted curvaceous Mexicana Gordita Deliciosa.
A Mexican mens association joined the protest on different grounds. Their spokesperson El Guapo of Three Amigos fame explained their bistec: "This whole thing is sick! You make a puta with sandias like those and her boyfriend, Ken does'nt even have a chingarron. Good thing, though since she's got no chocha. Those pinche gabachos son locos, mano!"