Bush Vetoes Attempt to Save Him from Himself!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 2 May 2007

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Bush confesses:'What do you expect from a dope like me!"

Bush, the artful draft dodger, will hold the US "volunteer" army's feet to the suicide bombers' fire rather than heed the 2006 voters 'rejection of the administrations' war policy. In a quintessential display of idiot savagery, W who faked the reasons for going to war and concocted new alibis for staying at war now stubbornly clings to his killing machine in Iraq.

Apparently 3,000+ US soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis is not enough to create the humility in Jesus-worshiping Bush to emulate the Prince of Peace.

Bush joins a long line of US politicians who played politics with war's hellish effects on human life. LBJ got rich from concrete company investments by prolonging the war to build more airstrips in Vietnam. Kissinger is on tape (a favorite Nixon administration bondage method) suggesting that the war continue till after the election (which Nixon stole with Water Gate). Papa Bush lured Saddam Hussein into Gulf War I by having his Diplomat April Glaspie promise the Iraqi dictator that his Kuwaiti policy was of no interest to the US!

Bush like his many murderous predecessors refuses to be saved from himself!

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