Lovesick Astronut Nowak 'Smart but Hellish'

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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Lisa Nowak: smart but hellish

Orlando, Florida - (Ass Mess): An Orlando court has heard today that tug-of-love astronut Lisa Nowak is known to her friends and colleagues as 'smart but hellish'.

Nowak, 43, is charged with attempted kidnapping, burglary with assault and battery of love rival Colleen Shipman.

The two women had a catfight in an Orlando parking lot over fellow astronut Bill Oefelein.

Shipman called the cops who busted Nowak and, according to her lawyers, "ruined her romance chances with Oefekein for good."

Psychiatric te4sts are cntinuing to evaluate Nowak who has been described by those who have known her best as an intelligent woman "who is totally impossible to work/live/be with once a month when the moon is full".

The case continues.

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