Written by Cal Jennings

Wednesday, 2 May 2007

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The Paul for Peace Tour

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - TheSpoof.com writer CalJennings had no idea that Sir Paul McCartney would take him up on his suggestion to sing for world peace, but that's just what Sir Paul plans to do.

Starting next month, Sir Paul McCartney will begin a world tour with the group, Cal-el. Cal-el is comprised of CalJennings and several other members of TheSpoof.com staff. They will visit every country where there is war, hunger, and oppression, especially the U.S.

When CalJennings was asked how he got the idea to ask Sir Paul McCartney, he simply replied, "God told me to." When Sir Paul was asked why he agreed, he said, "If it'll bring me a little fame and fortune, it can't be all bad, now can it. Besides, I needed the money for lawyer fees after that bitter divorce from that black-hearted vulture woman, Heather."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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