Jedi Run For Office!

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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Return of the Jedi

Hillar-EE Clit-Tone and Bara-K-OH-Susannah, formerly dead Jedi from a Galaxy far far away have been appearing as glowing, resurrected images across the US political scene.

Like the O-B-1 and Darth Vader apparitions of the Lucas Star Wars Trilogy, these dead candidates have gotten new life from the near complete failure of Republican corpses Guliani and McCain.

Political experts cannot explain how every potential candidate is either dead or terminal."Glowing resurrected images may be the difference in 2008!", according to GRI expert Calliope Jones of Glowing Resurrected Images.

Guliani has dramatically rejected the glow factor in favor of a 9-11 smoke-filled background. McCain defends his choice of a Hanoi Hilton backdrop with his slogan "Driven Crazy By Terrorism Back When It was Called Communism!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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