First Hollywood,then Bollywood Now Appalachiawood!

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Tuesday, 1 May 2007


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Appalachiawood has burst on the film-making scene with its shocking though predictable incesto- gaypics. Hollywood has gotten away with its share of ethicstretching and Asian Indian Bollywood sings and dances its colorful way to barrier-breaking. Appalachiawood(rhymes with Apple-LATCH-eeyawood) releases films that glorify the incestuous-homo-erotica of the hill people.

Film Sociologist and former Hill Billy, Dr Billy Hills finds the ascendancy of the gay family sex films of Appalachiawood as a sign of progress in US film culture: "Klansmen like us/them would have rejected the public incest and the pubic homosexuality just a few years ago. Now white familial gay blading is celebrated among the white sheeted crew"

Opponents of Appalachiawood films reject the white supremacy themes that continue to reject positive African-American characters."We're sick of the Steppin' Fetchit and SleepnEat. Why can't black men be sodomized by family members with the same dignity as Klansmen! ?"

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