George W Bush Signs WWE Deal

Funny story written by Sprat

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

image for George W Bush Signs WWE Deal
The Ultimate Tagteam???

George W. Bush has defied the critics by deciding to continue to work after his Presidency expires by signing a professional wrestling contract with the WWE.

The American government has come under intense scrutiny following high death tolls in Iraq and they feel that this sort of publicity will help dwindling confidence in the American participation in Iraq.

WWE has lined up a number of high profile story lines for the President such as a Hell in a Cell match with the body of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussain. Hussain was unavailable for comment due to his death but it is thought that he has a chance of winning although it is likely WWE writers will make sure Bush wins.

Bush will wear star spangled trunks, his entrance music will be the American national anthem and he will be written into a storyline where he will marry Condoleeza Rice in the ring.

Bush's strategist said "this is a wonderful oppurtunity for our glorious fuhrer, i mean leader, please don't print fuhrer. oh no, he's gonna kill me for saying fuhrer, that was meant to be my pet name for him"

Rumours are also circulating Tony Blair may join as tag team partner calling themselves the 'Democreators'. Bush is thought to have created many moves himself including the Iraq Smack, the Suicide Power Bomb and the friendly fire slam.

Bush will make his first appearance at Wrestlemania 24 next March

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more