Written by Cal Jennings

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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Moktada al-Sadr, the Shiite cleric, covers face in anguish

Moktada al-Sadr, the rebellious Shiite cleric, withdrew six cabinet members because of their ties to the Bush administration and Bush's refusal to set a time limit for pulling out of Iraq.

"I don't understand why the American Democrats haven't started impeachment hearings on that idiot yet," exclaimed al-Sadr, "It's clear that the American people are fed up with his shenanigans, so why don't they DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?" He quickly covered his face after he gave Bush "the finger" in anger.

President Bush remarked, "His actions are the actions of a Evildoer! You can't negotiate with these people. You can't hope to have a treaty with these people. They're helpin' the terrerists. They're makin' me look bad. REAL bad."

When the reporter remarked that the only person making President Bush look bad was himself, the reporter was branded a "terrerist" and quickly taken into custody by the Bush S.S. The reporter will be held at an "undisclosed location" and tortured until he recants his remarks on national television.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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