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Recent national study discovers surprising views on Bernie Sanders

Funny story: Recent national study discovers surprising views on Bernie Sanders

A recent study conducted by PEW Research Center in Washington, D.C was made available to the public this past Monday. The aims of the study were to further understand the common political beliefs among the American public today. The think tank's thre...

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Military's new ninja school draws protests

Funny story: Military's new ninja school draws protests

The State Department's new Martial Arts Campus located near Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University has come under fire from activists who claim they're training people to murder.

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Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

Funny story: Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

The Bush administration announced today that the President has submitted legislation to Congress making it a federal crime to commit suicide after killing others.

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Virginia Tech Shooter Ordered To Complete Mental Health Treatment After Death

Funny story: Virginia Tech Shooter Ordered To Complete Mental Health Treatment After Death

Following on recent news reports that Virginia Tech shooter Cho Seung-Hui failed to complete the mental health treatment that had been ordered more than a year before the shooting, the same court has now ordered Cho to complete his mental health trea...

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Government Targets Shy People

Funny story: Government Targets Shy People

The recent Virginia Tech Massacre has everybody on the lookout for the next possible mass murderer. At the urging of President Bush, government officials are hunting down those who, in their view, might present a dangerous threat.

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Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Funny story: Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble again. Police raided his home in a search for drugs and discovered 66 pit bulls used for dog fighting and all of the associated equipment and tools. Vick denied knowledge of the animals or the...

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Rush Limbaugh Back on Drugs, Has Psychotic Episode

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Back on Drugs, Has Psychotic Episode

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - On his radio show, Rush Limbaugh had a psychotic episode in which he said, "had to be a liberal."...

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Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

Funny story: Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

In the wake of the horrific Virginia Tech murders, America has called on fallen icon Don Imus, asking that he return to his microphone to give them that which they so desperately need and which only he can adequately provide: hateful, racial slurs ai...

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Bush Uses VA. Tech Shootings to Expand War on Terror

Funny story: Bush Uses VA. Tech Shootings to Expand War on Terror

President Bush today linked Iran to the shootings earlier this week at Virginia Tech. Speaking from the Oval Office, Bush detailed how he believes Iran is responsible and what action America should take.

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Famous Psychic Predicted Virginia Tech Massacre

Funny story: Famous Psychic Predicted Virginia Tech Massacre

NaNa the Psychic Advisor from Tucson, Az claims to have foreseen the latest school mass murder.

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Candidates Step Up to Demand Gun Control in the Turbulent Wake of VT Massacre

Funny story: Candidates Step Up to Demand Gun Control in the Turbulent Wake of VT Massacre

Candidates for both parties' nominations have shocked the nation by their brave insistence that America abandon its gun culture once and for all. Republican McCain demanded in a post 4-17-07 campaign speech that we must stop the killings while st...

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Ismail Ax Riddle Solved in Virginia Tech Massacre

Funny story: Ismail Ax Riddle Solved in Virginia Tech Massacre

WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCIATED PRESS) Two days after the massacre at Virginia Tech took place, many hundreds if not thousands have gone online to try to decipher the words tattooed on the right arm of the Korean student, turned mass murderer.

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Bush Signs Total Gun Ban

Funny story: Bush Signs Total Gun Ban

Today President Bush signs in to law H.R. 247 that bans every type of guns, rifles and even hunting knives. Bush has order A.T.F. to start a nationwide campaign for law abiding citizens to turn in their guns. This was a breakthrough legislation that...

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Vice President Cheney Delighted at Shootings

Funny story: Vice President Cheney Delighted at Shootings

Vice President Dick Cheney was delighted to hear that the gunman at Virginia Tech was Korean. "NOW we have a good excuse to make a nucular first strike against Korea! Halliburton will make billions off of rebuilding Korea! A...

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Bush and Gonzales Relieved by Virginia Tech Shooting Story

Funny story: Bush and Gonzales Relieved by Virginia Tech Shooting Story

President George Bush and U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales held a press conference today about the tragic shooting of the thirty-three slain at Virginia Tech. President Bush said, "It may be sad, but look on the bright side of it. Now th...

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Don Imus Apologizes To Virginia Students, Eeyore

Funny story: Don Imus Apologizes To Virginia Students, Eeyore

(Stetson) -- Don Imus former shock jock turned Apology Czar has will fly to Virginia today to apologize to everyone for everything.

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Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected

(Blacksburg, VA) -- United Nations Envoy for Children, Refugees, & Lip Gloss Angelina Jolie, never one to shy from the glare of the media spotlight, has adopted the entire student body of Virginia Tech. Madonna, pop star and celebrity adopter, expr...

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Nancy Pelosi Calls For Banning Males In Response to College Shooting

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Calls For Banning Males In Response to College Shooting

(Under the Dome) -- Speaker of the House of Reprehensitives, Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) speaking in response to the tragic shooting in Virginia amid early reports that an Asian MAN was responsible, proposed the banning of men from campus. "...

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