Imus, Sharpton, Jackson, and Jackson Start Rap Group

Written by Cal Jennings

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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First album titled with group's name

Don Imus, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Michael Jackson have decided to form a Rap group, The Nappy Headded Hos.

Their first album is expected to be a number one hit world-wide. Some of the titles from their first album are as follows:

  • Nappy Headed Hos
  • I Pimp My Hos So I Can Pimp My Ride
  • I'm Gonna Shoot Dat Bitch Wit My 9
  • Basketball Joans
  • Gonna Pour Dat Jesus Juice and Touch Myself
  • Gonna Smoke Some Crack And I Won't Look Back
  • Honizzle Fukizzle
  • White Bitches Ain't Good Hos
  • Gonna' Cap Dat Ho In Da Ass
  • Playin' Wid Children (A Duet by Imus and Michael Jackson)


The record will be released on their new label, "Music To Slap Hos By." Steal it from a Wal-mart near you!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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