Spate of pre-Mile High Club warm-ups discovered at Ralph Fiennes VIP Lounge in Atlanta Airport

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Thursday, 12 April 2007

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Atlanta - (Rioters): Undercover cops probing unusual air travel patterns at the Ralph Fiennes VIP Lounge in Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport have arrested more than 30 people in three months for indecent exposure and public sex acts.

"Our first big bust was Ed Wall, the board chairman of the Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority," said a Police Department official.

"We think he may be a known associate of former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry who was fined $35,000 in damages in 2000 after exposing himself to a woman at a departure lounge bathroom at Baltimore-Washington International Airport.

"And our professional colleagues at Detroit Metro Airport also scored high profile when a Michigan county judge was busted for allegedly exposing himself to an undercover officer in 2001.

"We think that all these perps may have just been warming up for their Mile High Club activities.

"Can't imagine what it is that gets into them."

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