Minneapolis - (Ass Press): A 20 year old Northwest Airlines employee, Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, is in a lot of trouble for violating the Prime Objective of the Mile High Club rule book.
This states that airborne pleasures should at best be consensual with a conscious partner and at least pay lip service to some sort of foreplay or interaction that doesn't cut out the fundamental basics of the encounter.
Gonzales, from Lakewood, Washington clearly had other ideas on the Northwest redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis this week.
A complaint from a woman passenger to the police has said that she was on the same flight as Gonzales, and was dozing facing the window, trying to sleep.
Next thing she knew, Gonzales sat down next to her and lifted her shirt then got up and left.
FBI statements quote her as saying that she "felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away."
Forensic tests later confirmed Gonzales had ejaculated on her.
"It's not like he even asked me out on a date, or for a quickie in the bathroom", the woman complained later.
"That's just not right. It's not in the rules of flying. Bet this wouldn't happen if I was flying Virgin."
Gonzales faces up to 6 months jail on misdemeanor charges but is confident of escaping with a relatively small fine: "Women these days, they're so goddam demanding!"
