James Dobson of Fucup the Family fame has released a list of who can be a Christian and who can't.
Dobson, by his own admission has excluded all Roman Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, Mainstream Protestants and followers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Quakers, Shakers, Bakers, Candlestick makers and Christian Scientists, Seventh, Eighth and Ninth Day Adventists, Moravians, Lessravians and Ravians Rolling on E, Holy Rollers, Paint Rollers and Saturday Night Bowlers have all been excluded from Dobson's GodSons. Amish, Squamish, Squeamish, Mennonites, Samsonites, Lucites, Jehovah's Witnesses, Yahweh's Snitches, Rastafarians, Peyotes, Coyotes, and just Plain Yotes have all been banned from DobSonsGodSons
When asked to explain his definition of Christian Dobson paused for a long time. Finally he raised his gray head and made his dramatic pronunciation: "ME!"
