"SouthernGuess?" Buys Four Famous Red Triangles

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 10 April 2007

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Four pussies on a blue starred sheet by Jasper Johns

Madison Ave is amazed at the perspicacity of new Alabama clothier "SouthernGuess?". Unlike the elephant in the living room or the KKK grandfather in the attic where everybody notices but dare not say a word, "SouthernGuess?" was first to notice the four bright red vaginal triangles in the Confederate Flag. Not only did they spot the rosy cootches but they bought the unpatented image and placed their slit-like interrogative right down the middle of all four pink pussycats.

"This is the advertising coup of the century!", declared Sexzells Moneygrubber, right beneath nose of every rebel in the Confederacy was a billion dollar ad idea. It took the folks at SouthernGuess? to snatch the opportunity" The star reel that electronically sends the stars across the banner of lost causes is also being called a stroke of genius.

Colonel Dasouf Shlriz-Akin: "It reminds me of the three great heros of The War to End All Liberation who still ride across the giant granite boulder at Stone Mountain Georgia to the entertainment of thousands of drunken rednecks from miles around!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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