Bush Announces New Diplomatic Initiative

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Monday, 2 April 2007

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The White House announced today that President Bush has decided to take a Lesson from History and Establish "Normalicys" with Iran

Prsident Bush explained "You see back in the 1970's President Nixon used Ping Pong Diplomacy to open Normalicy's to China.-- and uhhh -- I intend to initiate a new policy of Squash Diplomacy to open the way to talks with the heathens in Iran"

A White House Spokesman addressed the media " It is in the spirit of this new DeTant that the President is sending the Georgetown Harbor Country Club Spuash team to Teheran to play a three match set with the Iranian "Army of Allah" team next week.

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