Washington- President Trump will levy 100% tariffs on any US citizens who refuses to pay for tickets to see the Melania Movie, produced by Amazon and starring his wife Melania. The taxes will be paid also for all football fans who don’t tune in to the alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show on Newsmax starring Kid Rock and other washed up MAGA sycophant performers.
“This will be the greatest entertainment opportunity of the year, you won’t want to miss it, and if you do we will find out and make you pay the tariffs, which will be great for the American people!” said the U.S. Entertainment Mogul in Chief.
