Walzing Matilda Sits Out Last Dance

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 6 January 2026

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Smalzy Walzy

BILLINGSGATE POST: Tim Walz, the two term governor of Minnesota, “The Land of 10,000 Liars,” announced today that he was withdrawing as a candidate for a third term.

“Smalzy Walzy,” as he is affectionately known to his Somalia constituents, loves to play the race game. With nearly 100,000 Somalians living in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area, they easily found a cozy way to make a living in their new found home. With piracy being the number one occupation of their native land, it didn’t take long for them to put this skill set into play once they arrived.

With Walz conveniently looking the other way, they scammed American Taxpayers for an estimated $9,000,000,000 by setting up bogus “Learing Centers” in the metropolitan area.

Walzing Matilda, walzing Matilda
You'll come a-walzing Matilda with me
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that Learing Center
You'll come a-walzing Matilda with me

Dr. Slim: “If you can’t trust 100,000 Somalians, who can you trust?”

Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. Maybe 100,000 Nigerians.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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