New Amendments to Be Added to “Perfect” American Constitution

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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Pieces of Paper Are Not Stone

More amendments are coming to the “perfect” American constitution, clearly written in stone and unchangeable … unless someone decides otherwise … to make it better for the next generation or two of presidents to violate people’s rights and, when argued with, they can just shrug and say “It’s constitutional.”

The Right to Keep and Bear Food, Shelter, Employment, Free Medicine … will NOT be an amendment.

Amendment #666: The Right to Judge and Condemn People on The Basis of their Race, Class, Color, Sex, Gender, Religion shall be reserved for Whites Only.

Amendment #667: The Right to Prevent Non-Whites from Getting Any Good Jobs or Teaching in Any Schools Ever.

Amendment #668: The Right to Hate. Again, whites only.

Amendment #669: The Right of the Supreme Court to Break Any Law It Wants and to Use Religion as a Basis for Its Judgments. Christianity only.

Amendment #670: The Right for America to Enact its Manifest Destiny Anywhere in the World It Wants … oh, sorry, this is already a secret Amendment that only presidents are allowed to read.

There are a few more, still being written, but guaranteed to repress more people’s rights for the future and to make the government immune from all prosecution for its crimes … EVER.

Get a job in government, kids, and you can be a “legal” criminal for life!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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