According to the highest authority in the land, my grandma, president George W. Bush is a 'tool'.
This shocking announcement came last night at a family dinner in honour of my Grandma's 80th birthday. Despite her age, It came as no surprise to anyone that she could be so inciteful.
Vice President Dick Cheney had nowhere to run to on the issue.
"Look, his grandma's allegations are just too hard to deny..." Said the VP "...he is a bit of a tool."
My grandma has a long history of hitting the nail on the head. Previously, she'd labeled Paris Hilton as 'a pretty ordinary porn star', Britney Spears as 'not the best mother' and Dick Cheney as 'a man who probably shouldn't hunt'.
