MIAMI, Florida - (Satire News) - Meteorologists with The Miami Hurricane Federation (MHF) report that Hurricane Ian, was one of the most powerful hurricanes since hurricanes first showed up on Earth.
Ian, which was named after famed writer Ian Fleming, started as a mere 4 mph drizzle baby, but it ended up becoming a huge Category 5 grandmother hurricane with winds gusting up to 198 mph in Fort Myers, Florida, and Alligator Nuts, Florida.
A spokesperson for MHF told BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx that Ian was such a fierce, relenting bastard hurricane that it actually destroyed thousands of clouds; including cirrus, cumulus, nimbus, and minibus.
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