NASA has today taken on its biggest challenge to date. If reports are correct then "Dial a Space Pizza" looks set to take the country by storm and Dominos and Pizza Hut delivery staff had better look out.
Chuck Schmuck, head of NASA Commercial Operations, set up to earn some much needed revenue for the space giant told us:
"Gee! We ain't got too much on at present, so the guys came up with the idea of delivering pizza by lunar module. Sure beats the pizza guy on a bike wouldn't yah say?
The beauty is that customers can order from the west coast to us here in Florida and we can have the goods delivered within ten minutes. And just think of the prestige of having your pizza delivered by rocket. Kids are just gonna love it"
The Spoof understands that a 12 inch pepperoni feast will cost about $6000 but the space agency believes the market is there.
Both Col. Sanders and Ronald McDonald have commented "Big deal!"