Late Thursday night, President George W. Bush addressed the nation, after being pressed for more information on his plans for the gulf.
"My fellow New Orleanians, I speak to you tonight to tell you about my blueprint for the Gulf area. I know that you all are frustrated about Hurricane Corrina, Corrina, and the displaced lives and such, but we need to focus on the issues. Let's face it, the Saints lost in the Semis. I cry about it myself, even more than when the Wiggles ends every day. The first step to healing is to stop denying that it happened. We have to rebuild this team. Here's my plan, I call it the three F's heh-heh: Free Agents, Funky Music, and hot cheerleaders. Let's get this party started New Orleans!"
The White House aplogized, saying that they accidentally left the President unattended, and that it wouldn't happen again.
