Saint Jade of Calcutta

Funny story written by Joey da dog

Friday, 2 March 2007

Jade Goody has arrived in India, accompanied by an entourage of PR spin doctors, invited hacks and a specially hired film crew to help her maintain a low profile for her private mission of atonement.

Her official website has been offline since the infamous Celebrity Big Brother Oxo Cube incident in which Goody hurled racial insults at the Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty.

While Team Jade are desperately struggling to raise the public's perception of Ms Blubby on the Indian subcontinent, her unofficial website is doing it's best to scupper her career completely. It is currently under investigation by the Internet Watch Foundation for the overtly racist comments of it's forum moderator.

It seems Jade has no friends even amongst her most ardent supporters.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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