Brainless Cutie Golfer Michelle Wie Is a Woman

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Friday, 2 March 2007

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A fan's reaction to the news - who let the dogs out?

Last night, the sexist, male-dominated world of brilliant golf was put into turmoil by revelations that pretty, pint-sized, brainless, lovely Michelle Wie is not a tiny airhead at all, but a woman who gets pissed off with PMT, and all that female stuff.

So, in a time-honoured tradition, we here at The Spoof cut and paste the rubbish we used on former favourite bimbo cuties, Britney, Paris, and Posh, who've grown up, and stopped pouting for the cameras.

We old hacks like to say, let's drown the kittie and kill the cat, and dontcha love it when we do.

Permatanned, pointless, puffed up, penis-less brat Wie, pouted her way out of some tournament, punched a journalist, pranged a motor, shaved her ass, checked into rehab, formed a weird pouting panties sect, and so on and so forth ad nauseum. Make it up yourself, and find a bar. That's what we did.

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