Anna Nicole: "Stern is number one suspect"

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 21 February 2007

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Vultures hovering over the morgue

Florida - (ReUterus): Lawyers acting for Anna Nicole Smith's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead told a judge yesterday that Howard K Stern killed the stripper after finding out he'd been dumped from her last will and testicle.

"Who else has a better motive? She tore up the papers leaving everything to the baby when she heard about his canoodling with Beth Ostrosky.

"That way she fooled everybody. Including her mother Virgie who suspected J Howard Marshall II was indeed Anna's father.

"Remember: After Virgie's recovery from a bout of amnesia she managed to clear up some misconceptions about that fateful night in 1967 in the back of a trailer. Stern found out and the rest is hysterectomy".

Anna Nicole's body is said to be deteriorating fast in a Fort Lauderdale morgue while the legal parties slug it out for the right to bury her in the Marshall mausoleum next to her father.

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