Los Angeles - (Rotters): Celebrity internet bookmakers Aintgottaprayer.com is quoting odds of 5/4 that Britney Spears will be booted out of the LA rehab that her mother packed her off to this morning after a slanging match lasting all night.
And her publicity agent has warned off satirists from abusing her private parts during this difficult period.
The row erupted after the singer mislaid her coke stash which Mom then found in a tin of Formula as baby Jayden wailed for his supper.
Britney gave up breast-feeding almost immediately after her second son's birth when friends advised that a snorting and lactating mother was like mainlining for the baby.
At the Lisa Minnelli Suite of the Beverley Hills Clinic few who have met her think she will last the night in the facility's detox ward.
Meanwhile her publicist Larry Rudolph warned off satire sites in a terse statement saying: "We ask that the media respect her private parts as well as those of her family and friends."
The odds of her detoxing for a whole week are now quoted at 25/1. Remaining wholly abstinent for the duration of Lent, begining on Wednesday, are said to be worse that Gov Mitt Romney winning the Republican mandate.
KFed is 28.