Milanese Footballer "Chubby" Ronaldo was caught cream-handed by the football police gorging his puss with a giant cannoli.
Ronaldo tried to get away but the media were able to follow the trail of powdered sugar from a half-eaten bag of zeppoli he absconded with from Italian Bakery, Pane Insane.
Counter server and Italian film starlet, Gina Baba-Rhum told reporters who were salivating over the contents of her generously unbuttoned blouse,a ctually none of them managed to get the exact quote but they recalled that it was something about Chubby being one of her regular customers at both of her places of business.
Milan Coach Striker McGurk who led Chelsea to championship after championship in the good old days commented on the good old days. "When I began coaching I had to chase the boys away from the pubs. Now its pastry, lattes and fudge factories. We don't call him Chubby for niente! He may have gotten away from me this time but I know where to find him tonight .That pudge will be snuggled up with Gina's sfuiadelli!"