In a truly bizarre convergence of the fitness craze, bicycle mania and the new Democratic warmth for immigrants (Traditional democrat voter base), the Mexican government, the US plutocracy and idea candidate, Liverpool, NYC and Tucson lift operator ET McCrone have managed to build a bicycle path from Agua Prieta, Mexico to Tucson, AZ! (Boy that was a long sentence!)
McCrone, who wants to rule the UK and the US, declared at the ribbon-cutting: "I'm still dreaming of a tunnel from York to New York...But for now a bike path from Now Mexico to Ustabe Mexico is good enough for me!"
Border Patrol agents who once hunted highly prized if lowly paid Mexican laborers now lined the path holding banners saying: "Welcome Illegals!"
Mexican cycling champion, Lancero Fuertebrazo led the invasion as every desperate Mexican with everything from a tricycle to a two-wheeler with training wheels peddled their way to El Norte!
