Marcotte Calls Me Names, So I Call Her Names Too

Written by politicalpop

Sunday, 18 February 2007

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Marcotte, on reading my brilliant article

Bart Sucks (Syndicated Troll) - Sacked, shady feminists Amanda Marcotte and Catherine Price hate my article Why Women Are Wrecking America (The Spoof, 1/12/07). I can't understand why. Marcotte said the article was 'vile' and Price called it 'low down scurrilous nonsense' and 'very rubbishy.'

Huh! I'm pleased Edwards sacked them. Their reactions are typical of weirdo creepy feminists. When I hit men hard, it's men who are wrong, but when I lightly suggest women may be destroying the very fabric of American society, they say I'm sexist. They never actually dealt with any of the vast substance that took me minutes to write in a jointly-written column.

Of course they don't. They aren't in the possession of my extensive knowledge gained through painstaking research which I could not do alone. Marcotte wrongly thinks that when a wife ends a marriage (most common), it's because the marriage was an 'unequal partnership' ie read between the lines, dummy, the wife did all of the work for a fat, moronic, pig. Yet I didn't work alone when I delivered my magnificent data showing they are wrong. On average, with a following wind, most men can press buttons, but some don't.

This shows that women hate men. And they don't deny it. This is what I wrote, and I was not alone when I wrote it:

'During mating rituals, as in the animal world at large, the female is more discerning than the male. The male wants to get it over with, and on to the next one. That's evolution baby. Females carefully assess who is the biggest megaton breadwinner based on muscle development thus providing warmth and support for her, her mother, and her offspring. A man returning from a date will make groping gestures and say, 'Huh, huh, well whaddya think?' A female will remain silent. And they stay that way, shifty, and resentful. Not that I hate women, but marriage counseling revolves around the wife's resentment, and this is wrong. Yes, some men are lousy, but it is women who account for high divorce rates and the decline of American society. It's too easy to blame poor men, but women's problems, I can assure you, are self-inflicted.'

Now, what's wrong with that? Anyone can see I'm right not wrong. But Marcotte and Price just call me names:

'A vile toady. A complete slug.'

But I actually like them, because I'm that kind of guy. I like lots of their sort despite their problems. Marcotte can write, although it's mere light entertainment. Amanda was even my guest on One View With Bart Sucks. So that proves I am absolutely great.

If these issues have affected you in any way, please contact The Spoof, where a team of dedicated journos are having a fag and searching on Tanya NYP, the Thai kid who left her phone on.

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