It didn't take US Chicken Baron, Perdue Inc long to perch on the UK Ova market.Quonset huts the length of football fields are being constructed all over London's outskirts and even in the capital city's slums.
"We'll provide ova' a million ova to all the egg-desiring females of the United Kingdom!",Frank Perdue Jr,heir to the Perdue Chicken fortune, declared in an interview on The Spoof.
Though the business will clearly be filling the need for fertile eggs since Monsanto's toxic waste has rendered UK men and women sterile,there are some fervent opponents of the plan. From the religious front, British Roman catholic cardinal of London, His Eminence, Tuwhom
Knobuddie-Lissens denounced in vitro fertilization: "We RC'ers in the UK want a pussy and a cock in every act of the transmission of human life!"
Other enemies of the plan to sell eggs come from the ranks of environmentalists.Dr Greene G.Greene challenged the wisdom of the scheme: "Right now most of us in Britannia have never eaten an egg from a creature that has seen the light of day or walked on God's good earth. Now you want your offspring to come from women born and bred in cages, shot full of antibiotics? I stand for free-range ova, now and forova!"
In a related story,the three million impotent males in the UK asked: "What the fuck difference will it make?"