Leopard Woman Found in Darkest Peru!

Written by Pointer

Sunday, 18 February 2007

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Leopard woman shows it all on Leno

Amid the sacred ruins of Machu-Picchu,archaeologists discovered fresh tracks of a half-human, half-leopard. Wildlife experts rushed to the Peruvian World Heritage site and managed to trap the creature.

Almost immediately, scientists in white suits and torch-bearing lynch mobs convened upon the compound holding the poor, frightened and incredibly sexy femalion.

"Why does this always have to happen?!" Bemoaned Sven Will Vever-Goetit, specialist in strange biological phenomena from LeStrange University. "Haven't these people read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein or seen ET's Spielberg?!"

Jay Leno's agents almost immediately signed the creature to a week-long appearance on his late night show. Leno practically regurgitated before the cameras as he effusively announced the Show-Biz Coup: "It's bigger than Kong! And with any luck she'll fall in love with me and take me to the top of the Empire State Building!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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