Indians Couldn’t Stop The Pony Express, But Trump Is Going To Show Them How

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 14 August 2020

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"Pale face isn't very pale."

Rain or high water, the mail must go through, or something like that.

Now, with a Biblical type pandemic circling the globe like the Space Station, raising the plateau every time it goes by, Trump is going to halt the United States Postal Service so he can “win” re-election, one guesses, so he can go back to eating more hamburgers, chocolate cake, and to his failed attempt at discrediting former President Barack Obama.

Does Donald Trump think he’s fooling anyone? Does he care?

The whole world is watching. That’s why members of the United Nations laughed at Trump when he started boasting about his accomplishments.

Are you still watching? Notice how Putin's pick is destroying a democracy without even firing a water pistol? That he got Donald Trump shoe-horned into the White House?

Mail-in voting is a civilized solution as opposed to standing in crowded lines, rain, or shire to vote, during a pandemic. Reasonable? Right!

Not practical if you only have a 38% approval rating, which is how Donald Trump is presently rated.

But hey! Manipulate the postal service! Stop the U.S. Postal Service from delivering the Mail-in ballots. Then Trump will have a shot at staying in the White House.

Also: Declare peace between Turkey and the Kurds, or Israel, and the Palestinians. Have a photo op signing ceremony—lots of flags. Then have a sycophant suggest Trump’s nomination for a Nobel Peace Prize!

Ivanka spells it Noble. It’s a family thing.

Who needs peace? All Trump wants is the prize? Right? Obama has one.

Wanna-be fascist dictators: Are you taking notes.

Native Americans, that’s the deal.

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