Depends To Unveil New Ad Campaign

Written by RazorsEdge

Monday, 12 February 2007

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Priceless...

Depends, the manufacturers of adult diapers are to unveil a new ad campaign. The new ads, unfortunately too late to premier during the Super Bowl, will feature none other than Astronaut Lisa Nowak.

The ad plays on the old spots for Tang and a more recent commercial for Mastercard. It is sort of in the spirit of the Nationwide ads featuring Kevin Federline working in a fast food joint, and produced by the same agency.

Of course, the ad is contingent on Nowak not "stealing a page" from former Congressman Mark Foley and going into rehab.

"Depends: The Diaper the Astronauts use" Nowak intones, followed by a voice over announcer proclaiming "steel mallet, $50. Rubber gloves, $5. Trash bags, $12. Knowing you can drive 900 miles to stalk your romantic rival without relieving yourself in a Dixie cup,priceless!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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