Washington - Self-described “Tough as Nails” Rambo wannabe, Donald Trump Jr., will take a hiatus from his hunting trips, leading groups into the wilds and executing endangered animal species with high powered weapons, in order to bravely lead U.S. troops into battle against the Iranian enemy.
Trump, who was able to sell a few thousand copies of his book “Triggered”, most bought by Daddy’s organizations, is on a roll of success, having led an entourage into Mongolia in order to execute a rare.....sheep.
Junior, it has been speculated, suffers from a condition inherited from his father called “little mushroom dick”, so named by Stormy Daniels. Possession of military-style weapons has been prescribed by doctors to provide a mental boost to Trump.
Details of Junior’s upcoming trip to Iraq were not provided.