Trump Appoints Stephen Miller as Director of GOP Efforts to Persuade Jewish Voters to Switch Parties

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 27 December 2019

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Washington - After his tweet some months ago, that Jewish voters who remained in the Democratic Party were “either ignorant or disloyal” failed to convince those voters to leave the opposition party, Donald Trump has appointed his loyal genius staffer Stephen Miller to head up a commission to continue pressure on those voters to switch parties.

“Jewish people really don’t want to be part of the Jew-hating Democratic Party. Stephen should be easily able to convince them to join us. The marchers in Charlottesville were all there to appreciate art history, despite the fake news reports to the contrary. He’s the perfect guy to get this done,” said the President.

“When he made those supposed white nationalist comments, he really was misquoted. So sad and unfair,” added Trump.

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