Romney Denies Second Secret Social Media Account

Funny story written by G. Brookings

Monday, 21 October 2019

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Romney Says He is Not In Flagrante Delicto

Senator Mitt Romney, a frequent Trump critic, confessed yesterday to being the person responsible for the disguised social media account "Pierre Delecto", by replying "C'est moi" to a reporter's inquiry.

Now, after media reports of other secret accounts, Romney has forcefully denied new reports linking him to a second secret account by someone calling himself "Pierre In Flagrante Delicto." That account featured a melange, not to say a mix, of political critiques of Trump and others, as well as pornographic content, including headless images of a nude and very white male body. While Romney is well known for resorting to the French language when saying something embarrassing, in this case he replied to all questions on this new and mire scurrilous account in a stilted Frenglish, saying, "It's not moi."

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