Trump's new career move

Written by whatinthe world

Monday, 21 October 2019

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In news slowly oozing and seeping from the cornstalks of time, President Donald Trump has announced he will pursue a new career in fine arts, specialising in interior design.

The President claims that he was warned in a dream that, if he didn't follow through with this change, he would be impeached almost immediately, and that would be reprehensible for him. The Donald is convinced that he will benefit from this decision, and even more people will like him for it once he makes the big move.

Given his present state of organized chaos around the White House staff, it will be a dramatic transformation to see the President in this new role.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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