Congressman Barney Frank Marries James Ready In Boston

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Sunday, 8 July 2012


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Barney and James wedding cake looked just like this one except that it had two grooms.

BOSTON - The city of Boston is home to the NBA Celtics and the MLB Red Sox and now it is also home to the very first high-profile political same-sex marriage.

Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick officiated at the marriage ceremony between Congressman Barney Frank, 72, and James Ready, 42.

The lavish ceremony took place in The Lantern Room at The Mrs. Paul Revere Hotel.

Nancy Pelosi, who was the flower girl, stated that the groom and groom both looked very happy and acted like your average people who get married except for the fact that both newlyweds have deep voices, facial hair, and pee standing up.

Congressman Frank first came out of the political closet in the late 80s. He said, at the time, that he knew that his very pronounced lisp was not fooling anyone.

James Ready, who is actually classified as the groom, is a native of Maine. He remarked to Ellen and Portia DeGeneres, who were in attendance that he first met Barney Babe, as he affectionately calls him at a Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop in Bangor.

James giggles when he recalls that Barney called it Thanghai Thue's Thushi Thangwich Thop.

Bill O'Reilly was invited to the wedding ceremony but had to decline due to the fact that he says that he is allergic to rice.

SIDENOTE. The newlyweds will fly to Fonkenhof, Luxembourg, where Barney says they will spend one week acting like Prince William and Princess Kate.

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