Written by Al N.

Sunday, 11 February 2018

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Mrs. Cosby always reminds the staff, after Dr. Cosby's "show," to drive him around until he falls asleep.

Cheltenham, Pennsylvania. Bill Cosby'held a press conference and announced that he would not let his blindness stop him from going on tour. After he thought the cameras were off, he ordered his staff around and belittled them in front of the reporters.

It should come as no surprise then that his 'tour" consists of his staff taking him out to the car, driving him around, and then returning back to the mansion's ballroom. The ballroom is outfitted with canned laughter, which is operated by Mrs. Cosby, the wife of Dr. Cosby. The staff leads him to a chair, where he begins his act.

Mrs. Cosby tends to mask her own laughter with the canned laughter. She seems to take great joy at watching her husband play to an empty room while he thinks he is presenting his comedy to an adoring crowd. Mentioned one of the staff, "she seems to really have it in for him for some reason!"

The reporter was reminded not to accept any drinks from Dr. Cosby before being admitted for the interview.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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