The candidate was slurring his speech, and said under oath, "I like to drink a whoooooooooooole lot!"
He then whipped out and chugged a whole bottle of Jack Daniels, then overturned the desk and made a grab for one of the interviewers, who promptly kneed the man in the groin.
As two security guards grabbed him, he shouted
"Get your stinking hands off me, so I can sexually harass somebody!"
He immediately realized his slip of the tongue.
"Oops. No, I mean, I'm really good at stuff."
He then dropped unconscious like a bag of rocks, onto the table, smashing it to splinters.
They quickly voted to hire him on the spot.
