Written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 25 May 2018

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"United States for sale."

Seems like naughty shenanigans have been going on since Trump and his gang moved into the White House. Like crossing a toll bridge, a price has to be paid to the Trump organization to get things done in Washington. Want a photo-op with Trump? Pay $500,000 to the fixer. Cha-chine!

Everyone can see that...

After Jared Kushner was denied a loan from the nation of Qatar for his 666 money-pit on Park Avenue, a blockade and sanctions were imposed on Qatar. Sound fishy?

Qatar was labeled evil, an enemy of the US, and threatened to invade US.

Forget that Qatar is an important ally of the United States, houses Central Command, the largest US military base in the Mideast, and that 11,000 US military personnel are stationed in Qatar.

A few weeks after the blockade and sanctions were placed, Jared’s loan for his 666 money-pit came through. Miraculously, the blockade and sanctions were lifted. Cha-chine! But oh more fishy!

Could this be an example of Pay-For-Play? Or as Trump says, Pay-Foreplay?

Lots of people agree, it's Crooked Donald...

Where is the House Select Committee that investigated Hillary and Benghazi for two and a half years, priced over $8 million, and found nothing? Is Chairman Trey Gowdy hiding under his bed?

Trump had a tariff on China’s ZTE telephones. After China offered to loan $500 million for a new Trump development in Indonesia, tariffs for Chinese ZTE telephones were lifted.

“China needs jobs,” Trump announced. What happened to jobs for Americans? Trump promised to bring jobs back to America.

Sounds like Pay-For-Play...

Quit hiding Chairman Gowdy. Mustn’t leave your dubious career at the House with another turd on your record. History is counting.

It follows that if the Iran Nuclear Agreement is to be signed by the United States, forget silly ego building visits from Macron or Merkel. Just pay for a Trump building somewhere, and the Iran Nuclear Agreement will go forward, preventing nuclear proliferation and armageddon. Cha-chine! Cha-chine is the art of Trump’s diplomacy.

Smells like the whole fish market.

It's PayGate and bigger than Watergate.

Everyone's saying so...

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