Written by Jaki Treehorn

Wednesday, 22 November 2017

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Tucker Carlson Looking Bewildered After Sudden Amnesia

New York - Fox News Commentator Tucker Carlson was resting comfortably at his home in New York City, a day after he suffered temporary memory loss during his television show, Tucker Carlson Tonight.

His hour long commentary began well enough, with Carlson able to recount in full detail the accusation of sexual improprieties leveled at a number of celebrities and politicians, including Bill Clinton, Charlie Rose, Al Franken, Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and Anthony Weiner.

But then suddenly and inexplicably, Carlson's memory went blank, and he could not recall similar credible accusations by multiple women against Donald Trump, Roy Moore, Bob Packwood, Mark Foley or, even more disturbingly, those fired at his own network including Roger Ailes, Eric Bolling and Bill O'Reilly.

Carlson's mental lapse caused him to conclude that all of the men accused of sexual assault and harassment were Democrats.

Despite the debilitating bout of memory loss, he was allowed to drive home without assistance and was expected to be back at the studios on Wednesday.

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