Trump announces Kid Rock is new FBI Director

Written by Solarix

Wednesday, 10 May 2017

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With the firing of FBI director, James Comey, Trump had to act quickly in replacing him in this key government position.

In a letter to Comey, Trump said the firing was necessary to restore "public trust and confidence" in the FBI.

When asked why he thought Kid Rock was a good choice for such a high position in law enforcement, given that he has no experience whatsoever, Trump responded, "Who better to represent honesty, integrity, and dedication, than a washed up Rock Star wannabe, like Kid Rock? I'm sure he will do a tremendous job."

More details to come as they are revealed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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