London, England Prince Philip's retirement from royal appearances comes as no surprise to many. It is widely accepted that the Prince Consort retired to avoid any unpleasant meetings in the future, especially now that the Trump family has threatened to visit.
"When the Trump family visits, HRH Prince Philip remarked that this will give him the opportunity to be on the other side of the country from whatever side the Trump is on" said a Palace spokesperson.
"But what if the Trump family comes and spreads out on the island?" asked a reporter.
"His Royal Highness has mentioned that should that happen, it would be a good idea to visit his cargo cult in Vanuatu" said the spokesperson.
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