Written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 3 May 2017

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"Who Me? No way I'm nauseous."

The disturbing thought, that FBI Director James Comey's decision to reopen the Hillary Clinton e-mail investigation eleven days before the election may have swayed the election to Donald Trump, makes Comey mildly nauseous or sicky poo. Oh dear, wrist to forehead. That poor nervous Nelly.

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

While the possibility of swaying the election to Donald Trump makes Director Comey mildly nauseous, the rest of the world may be urged to hurl. Yuk.

"It was the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen."

What kind of upset did the investigation into the Trump-Russian-Wikileaks-Podesta email dump present Director Comey, knowing that an American citizen, perhaps compromised by the Russians, could possibly be elected president of the United States?

Hint: Removal from the Republican platform the pledge by the US giving defensive weapons to Ukrainian resistance fighters fighting the Russians.

Maybe a pass the Tums moment?

Trump declared bankruptcy six times. Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts filed for bankruptcy again in 2004. Where did Trump get the money to continue his building empire? Did the FBI Director Comey check into Trump's finances to see whether the Russians bankrolled him after US banks refused?

"We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia," said Trump's son, Donald Jr.

Forget the doggy dossier from former British MI5 agent Christopher Steele. Donald Jr. already spilled the beans.

But did Director Comey check out Trump's tax returns? He sure as Springtime For Hitler checked out Hillary's emails, again, and again and again. Gee wiz, nothing there - yet. But who knows? Maybe, The sun will come up tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar ...

Why did Director Comey make an announcement about going into Hillary Clinton's email hunt again eleven days before the election and stay absolutely mum, quiet, silent, hushed and apparently untroubled about the Trump-Russia connection?

And how did Trump surrogate, former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, know and speak about the forthcoming 'announcement' before Director Comey?

Or was it really a "female" thing? Women shouldn't be President.

It is more than mildly nauseous to contemplate.

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