Written by Mike Peril

Monday, 8 May 2017

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Unhappy Driver Left the Scene without a Pedicure or her Stilettos

Boston, MA - A Boston woman who illegally parked in a clearly marked "tow zone" demanded a pedicure from a meter maid.

The meter maid explained that "tow zone" does not mean a place where pedicures are given, but instead means a place where your car will be towed away for illegal parking.

The irate woman nonetheless took off her red stilettos and threw them at the meter maid, insisting that the meter maid paint her toenails.

The meter maid was left uninjured but is considering suing the City of Boston for the emotional distress caused by having to go toe-to-toe with the woman.

For more information contact Mike_Peril@aol.com.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: boston, Parking




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