In a move designed to make even more money from the hapless motorist, councils throughout the UK are to begin to prosecute motorists (and/or their passengers as appropriate) for making Nazi-style salutes.
Hot on the heels of the recent exposé of the Royal Family footage from 1933, Councils are to immediately begin trawling footage of nationwide town-centre CCTV recordings for instances where motorists have been issued a ticket by a Roadside and Council Car Park Administration Technician (Traffic Warden) and have promptly then given a Hitlerian-style salute to said Roadside and Council Car Park Administration Technician (Traffic Warden) when their back has been turned.
Commenting on the initiative, the newly appointed national Nazisalute Tzar, George Cashe-Cowe said that it is likely that at least 8 to 10 million people will be prosecuted over the coming weeks.
He said that it is unacceptable behaviour for people to equate traffic wardens with the Nazi era, especially if it is yet another valuable opportunity for councils to make money so they can waste it on six-figure remuneration packages for senior council management as well as on consultants charging £1,200 a day who provide councils with valuable reports on various things and various stuff.
