Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner Wasn't Popular Before; Philosophers ask, "Why Now?"

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Saturday, 7 November 2015


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The recent controversy over Bruce Jenner cutting off his genitals and getting a boob job has been seen everywhere.

But a philosopher has a question for those who worship him/her/it. "Why did you decide to like Bruce Jenner now, instead of before when he was a famous athlete and Kim Kardashian's stepfather? "

Local LGBT activists are considering the question, but still pass propaganda about how nobody accepts them and how everyone has to love them or they aren't human beings.

The philosopher, who chose to remain anonymous to prevent the rainbow flag people from hunting him down, also asks why they can't just marry the opposite sex and stay their birth gender.

"It's almost as if gay people don't exist, and they're just trying to find a reason to get special treatment. " the philosopher says.

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