Republicans Rush to File Legislation to Make Improper E-Mail Server Handling a Capital Crime

Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 1 November 2016

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The form of execution is under dispute, since many Republicans think 'hangin' is too good for 'em!'

Washington, DC Republican legislators realized that they really haven't nailed any wrongdoing by Hillary Clinton, all the way through Whitewater to the E-Mail Server snafu. So this caused Republicans to review some laws.

"We have just come to realize that having a private e-mail server should be an offense warranting the death penalty. The only reason we never sent the necessary legislation earlier is because many of us have recently gotten our first e-mail account and before that didn't even know what e-mail really was. We just thought it was something evil Hillary and her followers did on the Internet. Some of us still don't have e-mail accounts and just think it's evil" said an anonymous Republican Senator.

"And just because Trump uses Twitter doesn't know he knows what an e-mail actually is!" spoke a Hillary campaign worker. "These Luddites aren't even sure how to work a calculator!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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