Washington, DC Republican legislators realized that they really haven't nailed any wrongdoing by Hillary Clinton, all the way through Whitewater to the E-Mail Server snafu. So this caused Republicans to review some laws.
"We have just come to realize that having a private e-mail server should be an offense warranting the death penalty. The only reason we never sent the necessary legislation earlier is because many of us have recently gotten our first e-mail account and before that didn't even know what e-mail really was. We just thought it was something evil Hillary and her followers did on the Internet. Some of us still don't have e-mail accounts and just think it's evil" said an anonymous Republican Senator.
"And just because Trump uses Twitter doesn't know he knows what an e-mail actually is!" spoke a Hillary campaign worker. "These Luddites aren't even sure how to work a calculator!"