Trump Says He Did Not Molest the Women Who Accuse Him-Says They Are too Ugly for Him

Funny story written by Al N.

Tuesday, 18 October 2016

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Trump went on to say how women that say he assaulted them should be punished.

Millville, IA Trump, still on the campaign trail, denied allegations by over a dozen women that he sexually harassed and/or assaulted them.

"Have you seen these women?" asked Trump. "It would be hard to get a blind man to assault them. Now, look at me. I look like a Greek god. I look great, sound great, even smell great. Now why would I ever need to assault any woman? Women throw themselves at me all the time. That's probably what happened here. These women tried to get with me, and when nothing happened, their pitiful fantasy lives made them believe it happened."

"When I'm President, women who accuse me of things won't be around long" declared Trump.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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